Introducting the Dynamic Intervention Contraceptive Karrier (D.I.C.K.). Ever had that awkward time where you don’t have a resilient condom carrier and realize your wallet isn’t enough? Too much wear and tear on your “safety” mechanism? Have you ever been at the range and taken a bad shot you wish you could take back? Owning one of these has the potential to change your life as you know it.
Knowing that you have the ultimate high speed carrying solution for your most desired safety mechanism should be the best peace of mind you could ask for. When the ladies see this they know you’re a man who means business and one who is financially responsible. So your money is going towards your ammo, not paying for a “negligent discharge.”
They now come in multiple “mounting” solutions including molle for your “war belt” and a regular belting solution for your “low pro” urban operations. Color options are wide ranging and can include urban camouflage so she doesn’t get apprehensive and see it “coming.”
Make sure you protect that money shot when engaged in CQB (close quarters body) shooting situations!
Estimated production time: 2-3 weeks from time of order to the time it ships.